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Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.
Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here
by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009
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Johnson-mold

When you go swimming with shorts on and you get out of the pool and your shorts are molded to your dick
Phil gets out of the pool and he has a Johnson-mold
by La Timmy billy June 22, 2011
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The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
by The Realist NY August 4, 2009
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Double Johnson

1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty
LT"yo dude i threw a grenade on Summit and blew up 2 MFer's"
Rover "double johnson"
by L T Smash May 16, 2011
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jesse johnson

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand
I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.
by Rory June 20, 2006
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