human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

by Nireves October 23, 2018

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018

human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.

I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad

My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll

by Jaylex January 25, 2022

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

The Human Egoverse

The collective universe of human minds and egos globally.

The human egoverse has been magnified and intensified by the internet.

by on May 5, 2022

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011