Haitian

people who cook me food

dang that Haitian can cook

by The realest thing March 12, 2024

Haitian necktie

This is where somebody who does not agree with the current regime in Port of Prince Haiti is taken to a busy intersection of town and has a used tire fixed around their neck, and then that tire is doused with gasoline, and set on fire, thus killing the regime hater.

François was so anti-Duvalier that he was given a Haitian necktie.

by Mr Golfball or Golfball Jeff March 13, 2024

Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 8, 2024

Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"

by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024

Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

haist

When autocorrect suggests a word that steals all the attention from the rest of the sentence.

This is a cross linguistic portmanteau. Using the Japanese word "hai" meaning yes and the English word heist.

I tried telling him he is a flaunter, but then autocorrect changed it to Flanders and that completely haisted the conversation.

by FickleFeather February 4, 2025

Hanntastic

A very smart, funny and sexy woman

Hannah Fry is absolutely Hanntastic

by Hoops Doctor February 6, 2025