sorority goggles

Large framed sunglasses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). Often accompanied by Ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. Manufacturers include Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Gucci.

Frat boy: Dude, look at that blonde chick over there. I wanna bang her.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.

by Robert B. July 30, 2008

Goggles

This is another funny word for big glasses.

Hey, did you see that comic at the club last night?

Yeah, his GOGGLES were ridiculous haha

by thebigwan March 4, 2015

wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.

Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!

by nelliott83 October 11, 2006

Self Goggled

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.

Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".

by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013

Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009

Saddam Goggles

When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.

I gave that bitch the Saddam Goggles.

by Harry S Truman April 11, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.

Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.

by texasredeyechicka November 25, 2010