floppy disk

A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.

Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

Floppy Mermaid Lips

A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.

Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips

by Miss Werld March 15, 2011

flipedy-flopedy-floop

another slang term for your house

"come on Mr. Slave back to our flipedy-flopedy-floop!"

by zachizzo October 31, 2003

floop

When you are tired and feel like you are "wilting".

I feel a bit floopy, I must sit down

by Tim Fosh June 8, 2004

flooperhisenhousen

You are completly and intirely pimped out!

I am Flooperhisenhousen!

by Taylor and Andi June 1, 2005

floopa

The action of cupping your hand under a women or mans breast and flipping it in an upward motion. Done fast and in one motion. Anyone can floopa anyone

a man walks up, the women turns around, the man yells "Floopa!" and gets her.

by TheBlacksmith69 January 20, 2010