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Escar

A unusual looking mammal that communicates to others using the language of the "Green Giant" (HO HO HUMMM) homosapien that owns the organs responsible for producing spermatozoa for fertilizing eggs. Can be described as having the magnitude of a blue whale, the eyes of a Irish Elk, the feet of a caveman, the tongue of a tube lipped nector bat, the testicles of a rhino,the skin of a fair maiden,the legs of a giraffe, the wingspan of a American Bison, and the lips of a African American.

Escars are bisexual-sexually attracted to both women and men, but particularly to male aeronauts with the scent of smegma and female nymphs which can be classified as the species ASH. Although Escars are sexually attracted to both sexes and perform intercourse a great number of times with numerous species in a variety of unique positions including the double kangaroo sloppy pocket, the backdoor mailman, and the angry dog, they begin the unceasing search for their mate (always an ASH) at the age of 18 (cat) years. Once the mate is found by the escar the introduction of selves begins by the act of cunnilingous followed by the sexual act of intercourse in the Llama Spit position. Once this sacred act is carried out, the mate transforms from the species ASH to ASS, and the ESCAR and ASS never leave one anothers side again nor have other sexual partners.It is well known that when one mate dies the other dies exactly 33 seconds later from Anxiety Stroke Attack (broken heart).
Look at that massive Escar Llama Spitting on that Ash!
by sillygiraffo November 1, 2008
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Escargo

A car loaded with drugs or partygoers. A statement for them, or hope for a car that doesn't break down before the drug transfer.
Get in the car and escargo!!! We've got a serious party to go too bitches!!!!
by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017
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Escape

A Tuxedo Mix Domestic American Shorthair Cat born in the month of July 2006 and adopted to a loving family a few weeks later after being found in the engine compartment of a Ford Escape (hence the name.) Had the tendency to be a jerk but always loved everyone (JUST DONT TOUCH HIS PAWS OR BELLY.) Loved Skittles and popcorn for some reason, but always was a weirdo so that's to be expected. Later in his life he ended up getting a baby brother named Benni and showed him lots of love and care and taught him how to be a weirdo as well.

Escape passed away January of 2019 after living a very wonderful joyous life. He looks down upon his family members always with them for every moment. He knows he will see his family when the time comes and is waiting patiently with plenty of fresh food and treats as far as his eyes can see.
Hooman 1 "Escape is such a good boy!" Hooman 2 "I knowwwww he's always such a goofball as well."
by D-Street1321 November 11, 2021
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The great escape

Where your partner is choking on your dick and you let a fart fly.
Dude, I was getting head last night and I decided to hold her so she can choke while I ripped a fart. See if she could make the great escape
by Gulyes Queefer THE 3 April 11, 2022
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escalade

an black persons car.olny white people that have a escalade are wankster.thay should have a hummer.!!!!
olny gay people buy a escalade!!!!
by colt March 10, 2005
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escalade

Yo Escalade ain't good as hotsauce but he still on tour yo.
by Tyrell Johnson July 21, 2004
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escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.
Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
by Nixiedust March 21, 2011
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