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"What's your favorite food?"
"Dunno, maybe Escargo?"
"Sir, you're not in France."
Escargo by Mr Bastian January 25, 2019
A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.
I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!
Escargoon by Escargoon March 7, 2019

escargot 

A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.
Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.
escargot by Sahara April 19, 2005

Escardon 

A hybrid of words,Escardon, means to excuse/pardon oneself.
Escardon me, I did not know it was you last night.
Escardon by Boostank January 8, 2004

Escargatoire 

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.
If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?
Escargatoire by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

Escargot'go 

The placing of the french delicacy Escargot (snails)on the vaginal region and repeatedly screaming "go go go" in a repulsive french accent.
Adelais lay on her bed with legs wide open, while smoking a cigar and enjoying a self serving of Escargot'go.
Escargot'go by DanielNH October 17, 2008