on tour 

vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle.

A keen pasttime of

Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?"
Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!"

on tour by Terry Deary July 24, 2006

On Tour 

Another way to describe cheating or someone who's has been with multiple partners. Also someone who talks to a lot of women and vice versa.

Damn, I found out my girlfriend was on tour." or "My cousin is "on tour" because he's been with a lot of females.

On Tour by Evilman1988 October 19, 2010

On Tour 

On Tour is a card game that combines elements of truth or dare and five card stud. Players are dealt a five card hand after determining a set punishment for the person with the lowest hand. After the cards have been dealt, players reveal their hand and the loser must execute the predetermined punishment. The quality of a hand is the same as in poker with a royal flush as the best hand and single high card as the worst.

In a straight round of On Tour, only the losing hand will be forced to act out a punishment (e.g. performing a striptease for the group, drinking a puerto rican asshole, applying Nair to sensitive body parts, etc..)

In a mixed On Tour round, more than one person will be involved in the punishment. In a double-loser round, both the players with the worst and second worst hands will perform a task, with the lowest hand usually taking the worst of the roles (One common example for the double-loser is to have the losing hand pretend to be deaf while hitting on a stranger, preferably waitstaff, while the second loser serves as a sign language translator).

In a winner-loser round, the winning hand and losing hand will engage in some type of punishment/interaction that is usually sexual in nature (loser licks winners nipple, etc...)

ORIGIN and DECIMINATION

On Tour was invented by members of the since disbanded San Francisco rock band band, io, during their West Coast to East Coast tour in the summer of 2001. The game was initially played primarily in North Carolina and San Francisco circles, but has since become a social fixture in New York City, Los Angeles, Washington DC, and most recently, Beijing China.

The punishments "Slaps" and "Nair Balls" produced such severe physical trauma as to be retired in most On Tour circles. New Players use these at their own risk.

"I lost a hand of On Tour, and so I had to snort a line of wasabi while singing the theme from Dawson's Creek."

On Tour by Jonny.C.H January 6, 2008

weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together

omg did you hear that timothée chalamet is going on weps on tour !?

weps on tour by one of the weps June 9, 2020

weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together with the wep wipes

omg bro did you hear that michael b jordan is going on weps on tour

weps on tour by one of the weps June 9, 2020

lads on tour 

you yell out lads on tour when you’re doing something fun with friends (ex. going clubbing in magaluf) this just means you’re going to have a crazy time

‘LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR!!!’

lads on tour by queen1017 September 4, 2019

Love On Tour 

Or "Live On tour" is the Name of Harry Style's shows tour.

Ir you're a Harrie you really want go to the Love On Tour!

(Like me)

A: Hey i get tickets for the love On tour!

B: Omg! I hate you so much right now!

A: I know 😏

Love On Tour by Sweetcheeks28 September 6, 2021