Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.
I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.
by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006
Get the escapegoatmug. A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.
Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.
Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
by Nixiedust March 21, 2011
Get the escapegoatmug. a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.
by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010
Get the escapegoatmug. A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.
by Escapegoat666 October 6, 2008
Get the Escapegoatmug. We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.
by Snaved December 8, 2009
Get the Escapegoatmug. This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.
"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"
Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
by Up Dog? October 18, 2008
Get the Escapegoatmug. by Bald Eagle Mailman March 31, 2021
Get the Escapegoatmug.