douche donut 

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

douche donut by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Douche knot 

A man bun

Look at that dude's douche knot

Douche knot by Mulc1645 May 15, 2016

douche pack 

An obnoxious gathering of douchebags, who exhibit pack-like behaviors. Similar to a gaggle of geese, school of fish or herd of buffalo.

We were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.

douche pack by Son of Thor June 17, 2007

douche station 

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

douche station by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

Douche Lights 

Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road

I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.

Douche Lights by Buck Naked 212 September 9, 2009

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

Douche Bag Mafia by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011

Douche gooder

An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do

Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder

Douche gooder by RenoLuke December 14, 2012