Desk Inferiority Complex

Desk Inferiority Complex is related to office envy and desk envy. A patient who suffers from desk inferiority complex will be working in a company where the desks are so small he or she believes they can't work properly and will need a larger desk. The disease manifests itself only after the patient has noticed that other companies have larger, strikingly bigger, massive, gleaming desks with satisfied looking workers sitting behind. According to Adler, all office workers experience feelings of desk inferiority as children having seen their father's big desks and spend the rest of their lives trying to compensate for those feelings.

John's desk inferiority complex has become so bad that he is now trying to use two desks with the pedestal between his legs.

by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008

God complex

A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.

Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.

by Mrs Wentz September 22, 2005

comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

by Big Dave August 2, 2004

Compurape

To take a work or school computer and press random buttons fervently, leaving the computer in a state of disarray.

Dude, this computer is lagging like hell. Let's compurape it!

by cuzi555 May 15, 2008

Compflix

To copy a Netflix DVD to your computer instead of actually watching it (with or without the intent of watching it later).

I was so busy, Departed sat on my desk for two weeks; I gave up and decided to Compflix it

I didn’t want to see Hostel before going on my trip to Europe so I just Compflixed it.

Have you seen Jakes computer? He’s Comflixed half the Netflix library!

John got hella throttled from Netflix for Compflixing.

by Notevenwater March 19, 2008

Compare People

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.

Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....

by Alix McQ April 4, 2009

Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.

I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace

by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009