When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021
Get the carpet burn pussy mug.Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado
Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.
These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.
These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.
So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017
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Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
by Boogalini July 7, 2022
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.
'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'
'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.
'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.
by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009
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M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?
M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?
by Sikoul February 10, 2007
Get the chest carpet mug.Hannah's carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. When you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.
"Hey guys, take a seat on the couch" -Hannah
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend
by Asxz December 27, 2011
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Yeah, but it wasn't pretty down there... no joke, man, I'm talkin' wall to wall carpet.
Yeah, but it wasn't pretty down there... no joke, man, I'm talkin' wall to wall carpet.
by Brad Broach March 8, 2008
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