confeats

When you meant to write "congrats" but it auto-corrects to "confeats" for no reason.

Confeats bud!
I mean, congrats!

by Tgwi5505 July 4, 2017

Confargled

When you feel confused, flustered, in decisive, concerned and just don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do about this situation. I'm so confargled right now, I just don't know .

by You.kno July 11, 2017

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Coneydog

"Coneydog" is when you deficate inside a woman's vagina and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her and pull out to let her lick off the remains.

Becky and I started foreplay until she told me she wanted a "coneydog" , it was perfect timing because I had to go and I was deeply aroused.

by Snap: plantyourtulips April 19, 2018

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017

coffy

When a dad/father is acting like a demented dog you call him a Coffy (he doesn't know your making fun of him )

Dad do your coffy face!

by Molly.milly April 23, 2018

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018