Rude Comments

The best way to one up your opponents in battle. Rude comments is the worst thing you can say to anyone

Person 1- RUDE COMMENTS

Person 2- oh no I’m dying rude cOmMeNtS was too strong

by SpaghettiWithAChanceOfClout July 20, 2019

food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

by Dorito’s April 23, 2018

cumment

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

by terramayfield January 17, 2012

Comments

See April 18, 2009 definition which is just about spot-on.

UD getting rid of our ability to make comments to definitions was probably a bad idea. The site is at worst 50% stupefying now and at best 12.5% as good as it was. I'm pretty sure I've already lost some brain cells just by reading this tripe.

by JamesJet March 5, 2017

commenate

comment + hate = commenate
hating comments

dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man

by C1J July 29, 2006

commentversation

Having a conversation through blog comments.

Garrett's Blog: What are you doing right now?
Comment from Jay: Nothing
Comment from Kelly: Your mom
Comment from Garrett: Oooo, good one.
Comment from Jay: That's so mean!
Comment form Garrett: You're mean
Comment from Jay: No I'm not!
Comment from Garrett: Just kidding! I love you.
Comment from Jay: I love you too!

by geniusfreak July 7, 2005