sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

sneaky bastard by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

Bastardly Bastard 

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

Bastardly Bastard by <3Lex May 18, 2008

You Bastard channel 

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

You Bastard channel by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

professional bastard 

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

professional bastard by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Victoria Bastard 

A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.

Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"

Victoria Bastard by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011

Pricks Bastard 

A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.

Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.

He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!

Pricks Bastard by monolisa July 29, 2011

spooky bastard

We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard

The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard

spooky bastard by harold__99 July 25, 2020