bollicks

A misspelling of "bollocks" made by some Yank retard. But hey, it's not as stupid as voting for Bush, the war in Iraq, or eating so much shit food that you become a big fat fatty, like most of them are.

Yank: "Yee haw, bollicks means balls in Engerlandshire."
British Person: "Oh go and shoot a raghead for freedumb.. and torture his wife for dumbocracy."

by Anne Observer June 11, 2006

bollocksy

like bollocks but better...something that is bad

like if you want to but something but your not allowed...that is bollocksy

by PaGaNpYrO August 17, 2007

Bollacks

A British word substituted for damn, shit, sugar, farout & fuck

Bollacks! I forgot its mums birthday today!

by anonymous December 1, 2003

bollock ache

the aching sensation in the lower stomach after being hit in the bollocks, even a light flick can cause this.

my balls have stopped hurting, but i got bollock ache now!

by steve the all knowing June 11, 2006

bollocksoneer

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.

"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

by SomeoneAmazing March 8, 2007

Bollock Fish

A slang term for sperm.

My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!

by JulesB(A-Town) January 6, 2012

bollockchain

Blockchain. So much hot air, so much investment, so much time and electricity wasted. Can we all get excited about helping illegal financial transactions make the world a better place?

Seriously? Another fucking Bollockchain startup? When is someone going to wake up and smell the bullshit?

by 0b1c June 12, 2018