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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
Blue Waffle Effect by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

Blue waffles 

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.
Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.
Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Blue expo 

Something Lilly banks loves to twiddle up in her cooch! Every time she pees it's blue!!
Lilly really love sucking and fucking that blue expo
Blue expo by Whitesupremacy800 October 28, 2022

Blue Borough 

Blue Borough is slang for the London Borough Of Lewisham, South East London, England.

This area is very poor and revolves around gang violence, Its is home to many gangs including: 124 (North Downham), Anti-Shower, Catford Wildcats, Anti-Shower, Block 6, Black Mafia, Brockley Mandem, Younger Brockley Mandem, Team Brockley, Turnham Gang, Turnham Young Bucks, Brocktown, Deptford Boys, Young Deptford Boys, Deptford Marlies, Young Deptford Marlies, Ghetto Boys, Young Ghetto Boys, Hells Hustlerz, Monson Bloodset, Younger Monson Bloodset, Pepy's Gang Bangers, Shower, Young Shower, Southern Shower Syndicate, Strally Gang / Shankers & Gunners, Sydenham Mandem, Sydenham Young Dons, Hood Bangerz, The Money Makers, Young Money Makers.

This is why Blue Borough is named 'least peaceful' place in the UK and 'most violent' place to live in the country plagued by youth knife crime, murder and public disorder!
Did you hear the news Blue Borough was named the most unsafe place in the country!

Blue Dagger 

A Blue Dagger is when you lay on your back with your legs
in the air, rip a fart and light it with some sort of
flame such as a lighter.
ps:Don't let the flame suck back in.
I almost burned my balls off with that Blue Dagger.
Blue Dagger by bhindtheight February 7, 2006