Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

King of Derp

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

by The Daleks November 1, 2021

jib king

When a person smokes methamphetamine non stop to the point where they will do anything for more. Usually they end up on the streets doing sexual acts for another hit. Most times these people have no friends and the only people that hang around them is to use them for drugs. A Jib king is the lowest form of life next to a cockroach.

That Jib King was such a waste of skin he let his methamphetamine dealer shit in his mouth for a hit.

by Fununderthesun August 27, 2017

king ponters

The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.

"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"

by kingponters November 2, 2017

King

Want the real definition? Look in a mirror

John: I dont feel like myself anymore im depressed..

Joe: It’s ok, King the homies are always here for you. Remain a King and keep fighting

by Kenorak February 20, 2023

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012