houdini handjob 

When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.

Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy

Baby:fine

Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!

houdini handjob by whorab May 29, 2010

handism 

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

handism by LacieM September 4, 2005

handle up 

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

handle up by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

dutch handgrenade 

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

dutch handgrenade by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Howie Handel 

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

Howie Handel by Protein Face March 12, 2011

puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

puerto rican handshake by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

handlebars 

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

handlebars by CasKat April 20, 2006