dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

dick thirty by jason June 14, 2004

Dick-Teeth 

One who bites down during a "special" moment!

Get off me cock, ya dickteeth!

Dick-Teeth by Not Dan September 28, 2004

Dick Slougher 

after jerking off so much your dead penis skin begins to fall or slough off your penis violently

Oscar was the biggest dick slougher out of honduras

Dick Slougher by Bobby and Dave December 4, 2005

dick-taunter

One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.

Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?

dick-taunter by Don Karta August 24, 2007

dick bush

The act of tucking ones penis under the legs while it is surrounded by an arsenal of pubes. Basically a mans version of a hairy vagina clone

"Dude what happened? you have no penis".."nah man just a formidable dick bush "

dick bush by Spay October 6, 2008

DICK PILLOWS 

A big beautiful set of women's lips.

Angelina Jolie has a big beautiful set of dick pillows

DICK PILLOWS by Darth Loring July 3, 2009

Dick-off

A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...

Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!

Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.

Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"

Dick-off by WillyTJr May 8, 2010