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Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by neil November 24, 2003
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Play your face

To make someone look or feel small, through word and deed; to embarass or demean, to humble, often without that person's knowledge.
Man, I didn't mean to play your face when I told you those skinny jeans made you look like a girl.
When Brad Pitt went and had all those babies with Angelina Jolie, he really played Anniston's face.
by AtTaGirl Rae February 17, 2009
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bring your shit

Adaption of Bring it that manages to slip in an insult to the credibility or ferocity of someone's game.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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I'M your daddy

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
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drop your socks

an insult, oh just drop your socks = get screwed/ fuck off
i think you should "drop your socks"

"drop your socks"
by Dionne and Jade rock :D xx January 14, 2009
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know your enemy

Originally, a song by Rage Against the Machine from their self-titled 1992 debut album. Now, most people think it's a shitty song by Green Day from their shitty album 21st Century Breakdown
Lyrics from Rage Against the Machine's Know Your Enemy: 'Word is born: fight the war, fuck the norm!'

Steve: Hey man, have you heard that song "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day?

Frank: Yeah man, it sucks

Steve: I know, it sounds like every other rock song out there. I remember the '90s, when Green Day was cool...
by your testicles September 27, 2010
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beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.
I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.
by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003
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