by Peter Retep December 17, 2018
To fail at something when you were in a position of extreme advantage; also to obviously fail and then lie and say you didn't fail.
The golf ball was only a foot from the hole, but he trumped it. I think his final scorecard was low by at least 18 strokes. What a trumper.
by Diabolical Dave February 13, 2021
To fail at something when you were in a position of extreme advantage. Or, to obviously fail and something but then lie and say you did not fail.
The golf ball was only a foot from the hole, but he trumped it. He did that on every hole. I think his final scorecard was at least 20 strokes low. What a trumper.
by Diabolical Dave February 13, 2021
by moleonneck April 11, 2023
trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021