dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 8, 2007

small dick

It is when your penis is inserted into a womans vagina and she can't feel any thing.Or when your dick keeps falling out of the womans vagina.

Amanda - Is it in yet
Chris - yeah im about to bust
Amanda - Are you serious i havent felt anything yet you have a small dick
Chris - Well im done, ive had my fun
Amanda - Well i dident i need a bigger man like richie, he never falls out

by Zach aka princess September 1, 2008

River Dick

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...

John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...

by Sara April 5, 2005

dick trickle

The urine that drips on your underwear after a man pees when he does not properly shake it out

Is that dick trickle, because you got a wet spot on your pants man.

by DrewPMc February 20, 2011

dick watching

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

by viciousk March 11, 2008

acid dick

Phenomonon in which after masturbating, the inside of the penis burns/irritates inexplicably for an indeffinite amount of time. Not an STD.

I can't keep jacking off before bed, acid dick is keeping me up.

by Brian` January 1, 2009

dick barf

When one blows a fat load on some bitches face and it resembles a river of spooge

"Drink my dick barf, and make sure you lick up those titty sprinkles.

by likes2spooge October 31, 2007