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winnor

A trendy word for something that is good or awesome.

A random saying to break silence or cause laughs

A hand signal for awesome or something random. Put your middle finger down and the finger to its right(index I think) while holding your thumb out to the side. That is WINNOR
A friend says they just won 50$ in poker, you say WINNOR! Cause thats awesome

Awkward silence while drunk, you say WINNOR! And people usualy laugh.
by Adam Keats May 18, 2008
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A cult that practices shunning of former members and refusal of blood transfusions. They feel free to preach endlessly to you, but will not read anything you provide them on alternative opinions believing it to be originating from Satan.
Jehovah's Witnesses are not allowed to speak to former members, even if they are family. Some chose to leave, others may have been disfellowshipped, a form of excommunication.
Problem:
If you were once a JW and now have learned new information, how can you enlighten current JWs if they are not allowed to talk to you. That is why they are a cult.
by rodneyfaile October 20, 2006
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Wino

An ill-behaved or belligerent person who is psychologically addicted to alcohol.
Mel Gibson is a wino. The more drunk he is, the more people he hates.
by Junto Asnani February 11, 2009
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Jehovah's witness

I was raised a witness, though I'm not involved anymore. They are not a cult, as some on here will have you believe.

They are a fundamentalist sect of Christianity. Yes they are annoying when out preaching, but tell them not to come back and they won't.

Unlike the Catholics, they aren't responsible for some of histories greatest atrocities. In fact, they are a very peace-loving people who live simple lives, centered around strong family values and honesty in all things. If Jesus wouldn't even let Peter defend him with his sword, what sense does it make that mainstream Christianity has caused or condoned every war in the last two thousand years?

Those who say that their interpretation of the bible is wrong clearly don't study history. Things like the Trinity, the date of Christmas and the differentiation of the clergy/laity don't know that those things were added by the council of nicea 400 years after Jesus died. That council was lead by emperor Constantine, who was a pagan until the day he died. He added those and other rules to ease Rome into converting.

Of all the religious nutjobs out there, they are about the most harmless. I'm not saying I'd ever rejoin, but that's just because I hate religion. Just about every witness I know is as nice a person as I could ever hope to meet.
Yeah those Jehovah's witnesses are kind of kookie, but at least they never burned people alive just for owning a bible like the Catholics did...
by Woogie boogie! July 31, 2012
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Wino

Wino is an old school term for a connoisseur and purveyor of cheap wine, ripple, or booze
Damon wayans-living color
Woodrow- sanford and son
Ned the wino- good times
Wino and the junkie- Richard pryor
by CHustL May 14, 2011
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Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 24, 2004
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Jehovah's Witnesses

a bunch of boring mothafuckers who dont selebrate birthdays
they feel it is there goal to anooy the fuck out of normal people
ben- did you talk to those Jehovah's Witnesses bible fags
christian- nah just told the fags i was buddist, stupid cocks
by cwk April 23, 2006
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