plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

Textinisce

To reminisce over text messaging

My friends and I love to textinisce about the good old days on throwback Thursday

by VCRwizard September 28, 2021

textingophile

Textingophile is one who loves texting, a little too much, were it gets annoying.

This guy is such a textingophile, he never stops sending me texts.

by e-moohaha-mi December 25, 2008

Texticide

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

by belzerworld October 5, 2010

Texticicle

When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.

"I feel suicidal and I just want the pain to stop"

":("

"Woah, way to texticicle me"

"sos :("

by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010