Definitions by greenolive

bitch honk

The "on the road" version of a bitch slap, done to an offending driver, by vigorously honking the horn.

That guy better not try to cut me off or else I'll have to bitch honk him!

bitch honk by greenolive November 29, 2010

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A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

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