When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.
by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010
Acronym: Face Off Crimewatch, Body Off Baywatch.
Any male or female with a somewhat repulsive facial outlook (similar to that of a hardened criminal/crack addict), who inexplicably also possesses the body of a mid-level supermodel (see: Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff).
Any male or female with a somewhat repulsive facial outlook (similar to that of a hardened criminal/crack addict), who inexplicably also possesses the body of a mid-level supermodel (see: Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff).
Shallow male 1: Eurgh, dude, have you seen that creature? The one with the facial warts?
Shallow male 2: Yeah, but dude, look at the bod! Definate FOCBOB dilemma.
Shallow male 2: Yeah, but dude, look at the bod! Definate FOCBOB dilemma.
by GeorginaImogen October 10, 2010