strumpie

The klutzy, stumbling, word slurring behavior caused by excessive sleepiness.

After waking, he fell into the wall in a strumpie stupor.

by pimathgirl February 1, 2014

Strumass

That friend who routinely pulls out and plays his acoustic guitar at parties.

"Oh look, Dave's got his guitar out again. What a Strumass."

by poopmouth3234 August 18, 2015

Strumpet

Word meaning "Sket trumpet" in scotland

"Here mate, yer da's a fucking strumpets"

by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

Strumanumnum

When you're talking and you start saying things wrong and instead of embarrassing yourself you just start talking bollocks to cover your tracks.

Oh my god I was chatting up that blonde at the bar and my play fucked up, I had to Strumanumnum my way through it.

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 16, 2016

Strumptious

Strumptious
Disgustingly rich and powerful usually racist white supremacist xenophobic person thinking everything needs to be made great again because in his opinion everything sucks and should be more like him.

Often also generally but imprecisely colloquially referred to as "Trump supporters"

A:Check it out! The *bip* family at large. They are so strumptious.

by The Godless reprobate January 20, 2017

Strumping

German origin
Having a fit, when someone is whinnying or complaining.

Aaron is always strumping when he has to go to work.
strump strumpin

by NikoleIwone November 16, 2017

Strumottu

Il più formale, elegante e altisonante modo per nominare uno "spinello" di marijuana o hashish.

Amuni a fari u strumottu a villa ou
N'avemu strumotti?

by L'amicidosert January 25, 2018