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Elegante 

Elegante by stevejobsson February 23, 2022
Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy or common. Someone who is poised and mature who carries themselves with an air of confidence and sophistication.
She looked very elegant as she glided into the room wearing a long satin gown that trickled behind her on the floor.
elegant by TheOriginalKrazyKurves December 21, 2008

Elegant Debauchery 

1) To debaucherize elegantly.
2) The act of indulging in human pleasures yet doing so without expressing your actions in a negative fashion; To live the life of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll in the absence of shame; To party with class.

A very difficult thing to achieve, as most who attempt a debaucherized lifestyle end up something along the lines of 'trailer trash' and/or 'skank'.
In the mid 1960's, the Rolling Stones epitomized the art of elegant debauchery by doing numerous mind-expanding drugs, sleeping with countless beautiful women, and created songs of youth and rebellion, yet still managed to maintain an image of class and respect.

Antonym: Motley Crue.
Elegant Debauchery by Clint D. December 22, 2005

elegant sass

A fashion style often found at southern school dances marked by the vicarious desires of late middle age white trash mothers who revere Reese Witherspoon.
Did you see her dress? White trash? No, elegant sass.
elegant sass by Spartan08 August 30, 2021
The true definition of elegant is when you lay on a bathroom floor and still manage to look pristine
My cat is elegant
Elegant by Bethtoldmetodothis October 30, 2018

Elegant Fapping 

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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