spinello 

- Italian slang for a marijuana cigarette. A joint basically.

Yo Tony! Pass that spinello before I break your fuckin' thumbs!

spinello by Maura (A.K.A: The Dark One) February 10, 2007

romeo spiniello 

italian home and careers brawler.

Have you met romeo spiniello? He made some great pasta.

romeo spiniello by Billy Joe Bob 12345789 March 4, 2009

Nick Spinella 

A rich kid who fucks his dog and sisters also socially awkward

Your so awkward your starting to be like Nick spinella

Nick Spinella by Gaping anus68 June 9, 2016

Spinelli 

A sicilian slang word meaning joint

Excuse me kind sir, could you pass the Spinelli

Spinelli by Benjermun April 13, 2009

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

Spinelli’s Package Paradox by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

Spinelli 

1-(noun): Someone who is very indecisive about something.
2-(noun): Someone who is a grammar Nazi and must correct the tiniest grammar mistake.

"Could you please pick something to eat already you are such a spinelli!."

"Ms.Smith is quite the spinelli when grading research papers"

Spinelli by Xanomin July 1, 2012

Luke Spinelli 

sexy beast who is a changed man who def dont got two bodys and fucks wit horny sophmores

damnnnn look at luke spinelli fuckin that 7th grader in the movie theater

Luke Spinelli by not luke spinelli May 2, 2022