Santee Brake Check

Get road head.
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.

say there was a cat or something....

Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed

by Doom Pending,,, September 23, 2007

Santa

A fictional character, created for the joy of children around the world. Many families set out cookies and milk for "Santa". Santa is supposedly a man who wears a red coat and hat. Santa also rides a sleigh, driven by several reindeers.

I'm so excited for Christmas! Santa is coming!

by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

black santa clause

The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.

I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!

by flyingfuckingmonkey125 February 28, 2014

santana

THE KING OF COCAINE, IN PORTUGAL THE TITLE IS GIVEN TO THE BIGGEST COCAINE DEALER IN THE GANG

U have to go to Santana if you want some

by Cardo970 August 26, 2017

Santa Maria

Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.

guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass

by hellyeaboi March 28, 2019

Santa Clause

Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...

Santa Clause = Pedophile

by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008