stepped in a squished muffin

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

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Squishmeister

A girl which is real squishy and playful in appearance. When u look at her, you can't help but squish her cheeks and slap her buns.

Jermaine: Wow did you just see that piece of ass?
Terrence: She was a real squishmeister...
Jermaine: Let's go poke her!

by Tee man June 23, 2014

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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

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squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

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Squishy

Pet name

Best person
Best friend
Adorable

Soft and cuddlish
Good hearted

Oh she’s so squishy I could eat her..
“I love you squishy”
Oh she’s so lovely, a proper squish

by Dr Chums November 15, 2018

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Squishy

When a female is so filled with cum she looks like she is going to explode, then a person on the preferred sex presses down on her stomach when their face is directly in line with her vagina, shooting all the liquid out to be swallowed.

’dude, did you smash Karen last night?’

’yeah man I totally made her into a squishy’

’awesome man!’

by yeetyymyam November 19, 2018

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Squishy weener pup

A little creme dog with an annoying bark and eye crusties . It is very squishy, it is scared of everything and is quite annoying but cute to every human

Awww my squishy weener pup is SOOOO CITE

by Squishy weener 115 October 28, 2020

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