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Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection
Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace
by ThatOneChick May 26, 2006
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flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.
Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.
by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018
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Windows Snake

What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.
Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!

Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
by 3217 June 20, 2010
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snake shots

Getting drunk by pouring alcohol into your penis. The alcohol soaks into the membrane like when you Butt Chug.
Look at Dennis, he's so fucki'n hammered on snake shots, I bet his dick is gonna burn like a son of a bitch tomorrow.
by Claytaunton January 16, 2014
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Solid Snake

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
by Merchant September 1, 2005
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Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.
Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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Trowser Snake

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."
by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010
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