short story 

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

short story by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

Short Person Syndrome

When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.

"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.

Short Person Syndrome by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010

Short Arm Syndrome

The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)

That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.

Short Arm Syndrome by Dr. Thaddeus July 10, 2009

short buser 

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

short buser by Jay-No December 10, 2009

short dick style 

Short Dick style is a method of intercourse where the pace is quite fast and usually most effective with a short shlong.
The member is placed inside of the funbags with lightning speed. Rapidly slam your meat into her like a jackrabbit and when your appendage slides out, let it, because this lets her realise that your penis is so fucking small that it slipped out when you weren't even that deep. Short Dick Style is only possible in position where you are in control: Doggie, Missionary, Erotic V, Head game, The butter churner, and more. Playing upbeat music and syncing your violent thrusts to the bass can improve effectiveness. Be careful for side affects, as she may never have sex with you again and possibly dump you.

Bob: "Yo, I was watching this porno last night, and the guy was hitting at her from behind short dick style!"
Ken: "Really dude? You gotta show me sometime, that's fucking hilarious!"

short dick style by Gneurshk July 5, 2017

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

Short-bus by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

short and curly 

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.

Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.

short and curly by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004