Salty Platoon

You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.

G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.

by Raptor and Blackout November 12, 2010

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007

Salty Gale

When a chick's pussy sticks so bad it emits a cloudy salty green stench of fumes.

Dude Cody and Zak check out those chicks i think they have Salty Gales.

by NiggerHater69 February 24, 2010

Salty Biscuit

a group of lads wanking over a biscuit, last one to come has to eat the biscuit.

"i need a wank"
"letds play salty biscuit"
"okay :)"

by hannahahahahahha August 18, 2008

salty balls

a state of being extremely annoyed or irriated as if your balls were in fact salty

Bob was salty balls about his F on the last science test.

by some cool kids July 22, 2006

salty salamander

the act of having anal sex with a blow job.

That bitch gave me a salty salamander last night, I won't ever kiss her again.

by Planewreck January 24, 2009

Salty Geyser

The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10

It is executed like this.

At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.

*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.

Phone Convo-

Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!

Guy 2- what?!

Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!

Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nic E November 21, 2010