Professor of the Streets:
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.
Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.
Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been… I had to go on the Urban Dictionary to speak to the young generation. At work, I don’t know what they’re talking about these days.
Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
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