Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

by Ublaga June 6, 2010

Mongolian Popsicle

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.

My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!

by finnerty42 October 17, 2010

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

mongo

a philly word meaning
an asshole
an idiot
a moron
stupid
or a dumbass

"dude stop acting like a mongo" or "you're such a mongo."

by supah fly samm February 2, 2008

Mongol

People who orginated from mongolia , like turks.

Hey , look at that mongol turk.

by frankypoo April 4, 2007

mongolian

Man with shaved sides and a long ponytail down the back.

Im thinking of growing out a mongolian for my next hair style.

by bobby v. brown January 12, 2008