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Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
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Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*
*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*
by Alanna January 28, 2004
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jousting

The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
by J.// September 30, 2007
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everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
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Jhustin

The most manliest person on the world and he absolutely like brunets,blondes, like to have different hair styles
Jhustin is super nice to me
by pseudonym1234isinuse February 5, 2021
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Boner Jousting

When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
by qwerty9183 January 5, 2011
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