jonathansexual

When your in love with the actor Jonathan brand is!

I simp for Jonathan so ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

jonathansexual

When you highly simp over the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp over Jonathan so ima Jonathansexual!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

Jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I am a simp for Jonathan?!?!! So ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan ? So I’m a Jonathansexual 🙄🤌🏻

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021

Jonathing

(verb) The process of taking a 4-panel comic and replacing the last panel with the meme "haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter". Similar to "is his Loss?", but you just slap the image on there.

To be honest, Jonathing is only funny to crackheads and people who shit post on a daily basis.

by TheMartinezRocket May 29, 2021