johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"
"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"
by Greg February 2, 2005
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1. Breaking cell phones for kicks.
2. Breaking bottles over his head.
3. Breaking his own television for laughs
4. Kicking bums.
5. Skinning animals for their pelts and making coats for Beckman.
6. Taxidermy
1. Breaking cell phones for kicks.
2. Breaking bottles over his head.
3. Breaking his own television for laughs
4. Kicking bums.
5. Skinning animals for their pelts and making coats for Beckman.
6. Taxidermy
by Mike the Showkiller January 27, 2007
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