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Crazy Ivan

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004
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crazy ivan

comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.
by mantic March 19, 2003
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Dirty Ivan

The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.
by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010
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drivin' Ivan

adv. (participle) to operate a manual vehicle in a gear lower than the current speed requires, usually for prolonged periods, often as a result of driver inattention and with little regard for fuel efficiency; this practice was once justified by namesake with the assertion that one can "go faster" in a lower gear. (2000ish-d.f. < jenandryanism orig. in reference to Ivan driving 100+ miles in fourth gear when fifth gear would have been the better choice, dri-vin-eye-vin.)
Ryan: We've been in fourth gear at 65mph for the last 20 minutes...

Jen: I guess we're just drivin' Ivan!

(Ivan: In fourth gear, we go faster.)
by Jen Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008
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Lord Ivan

A handsome popular socialite that is the son a private jet trading tycoon, and heir to a vast amount of wealth. Even with such prominence, Lord Ivan is still very friendly and down to earth, and loves to socialize and make friends.
I wish he was more like Lord Ivan, I don't care if he is rich, I just want somebody who is genuine as well.
by Jessica Tay September 12, 2020
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Crazy Ivan

A Fantasy Football team that routinely gets beat by the leagues token Mexican Team, regardless of roster moves this team always comes up short.
Despite numerous roster moves Crazy Ivan comes up short again against Martinez’s team.
by Mongol November 29, 2021
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Crazy Ivan

The practice of snorting Vodka up ones nose from the underside of a shot glass...
Turn a shot glass upside down, fill the divet in the bottom with vodka... Brace yourself, and rail that..... Ta-da!! CRAZY IVAN!!
by LargeLeprechaun July 19, 2012
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