Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.

Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan

by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021

Ivan

A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.

Friend : “ I’m upset “

Ivan: “aww too bad bitch “

by Josilyn Carranza Negrete May 6, 2021

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

ivan

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar

Ivan is a waker

by Ivanko October 30, 2020

Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.

Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.

by alfafan159 June 30, 2024

Ivan Andres

The literal definition of a whore.

- Omg have you seen Ivan Andres lately?

-- you mean the whore? He can never settle for one 😹

by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022