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Goon Squad

A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009
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goon squad

A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.
by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011
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Goon City

1. An extremely sketchy house, place, or store
2. A group of lowly-looking individuals
3. A group of douchebags
1. "holy shit there is no furniture in this house! This place is goon city!"
2. "you see those guys in black hoodies over there? Man that's goon city right there"
3. "wow look at all those fags with the hair gel. Goon city"
by RootBeer July 17, 2012
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Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.
1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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Goon Shower

The Goon Shower is the act of having a wine cask above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time. Goon is often spilt onto ones hair, face and clothes, thus it is a 'shower'. A goon shower is a party game similar to goon of fortune.
Having a bag of cheap wine squirted over an individual, resulting in them essentially having a shower of goon (thus the term Goon Shower has now become common place) as opposed to the traditional water.
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007
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ya goon

ya goon is a way of expressing your anger of a British person or people most likely a Roadman or can be a label for an annoying British person.
"Mate go fuck your self"
"Na ya goon suck a dick"

*someone shoves you*
"Yo fuck u ya goon"
by Rohan McCririe December 19, 2017
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Goon fairy

A girl that enjoys taking advantage of men at party's by forcing goon down their throat. These women usually have power issues and usually try to target "GOON MONSTA's"

The term originates in the western suburbs of Melbourne during, when people used to refer to women as goon fairys that would steel people Cast wine at parties
Person 1: some one stole my goon

Person 2: Yeah was probably that goon fairy over there, shes now using your cask to feed and then prey on that unsuspecting bloke
by GmansGorgeous December 10, 2011
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