Fredo

A term used for a dud in an Italian American family. A self centered person with low intelligence and no job skills. He lacks integrity and loyalty. He is a burden and embarrassment to the family.

If the family owns a business, they invent a meaningless job for him. He is worthless, but they feel responsible for him. If the family has connections or political power, they can get him placed in a meaningless job somewhere else.

The term comes from the character, Fredo Corleone, in The Godfather movies and books.

Joe got another DUI and he can’t keep a job. We will be wiping his ass for the rest of his life. He’s the Fredo of the family.

by Ilikepopcorn February 4, 2020

I'm so freakin bored

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck

I'm so freakin bored

by I love Ed April 26, 2015

frell me dead

An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.

"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"

by wordboy June 4, 2004

French Flipper Trick

Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.

"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"

by Kyler999 September 22, 2015

Fred Norris

The remarkably talented sound effects genius behind The Howard Stern Show, Norris provides absolutely hilarious sound effects throughout the show's interview segments in lieu of actually verbalizing. Many times, Norris is not heard from for the entire show.
"The King of Mars" is easily the most enigmatic members of the show... his real name is Eric yet nobody knew.

"Hey buddy! How are you?"
"..."
"Are you still there?"
"..."
"Thanks for the input, Fred."

by Mister Skin August 23, 2005

Fred Phelps

Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.

That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.

by Fearman November 26, 2007

Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011