base floats

A shitter on call of duty games, who thinks he is good. He is very egotistic even tho he will always lose

Why is he being a base floats?

by Kortly June 12, 2020

floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers

My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.

by Anglomachican August 2, 2014

floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking

No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.

by Rob Gator August 3, 2018

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022