Up To Faster

A name used for series of videos made by Logo kids where people take faster paced scenes from several cartoons (Usually scenes where a character is in a vehicle that is really fast or screaming in top of their lungs) and adds a lot of them up in a "parison", resulting in a lot of ear rape.

Video name: Up to faster 9183 parison.

by thetoonsofjosh June 20, 2023

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

Don't Flatter Yourself

The only sane response to thots that are too used to being the center of attention everywhere they go.

"Oh wow, what a total loser. I clearly deserve the awe and attention of someone who isn't a 5."

"Oh Don't Flatter Yourself, like you're any higher than a 5 yourself!"

by BS Allergy February 2, 2026

asylum seeker flasher

luffi gets his penis out on cam

asylum seeker flasher innit

by mrs tosser November 18, 2025

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022