Egg bush

A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.

1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...

2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.

by Matt-the-twat January 11, 2008

egg music

The music your Dad listens to while making Sunday brunch.

(i.e. Lionel Richie)

Ugh, Dad's listening to egg music again while making his famous omelets.

by Shamruck August 12, 2015

egg daddy

Someone that you want to egg, so pretty egg, you wanna egg with them, him her eggs, egg

BE MY EGG DADDY

by Oofmom May 22, 2018

egg_sniffer123

he likes to rape eggs hard by georgies de great

hello Egg_sniffer123 can u rape me on this fine day???

by egg_sniffer123 May 23, 2018

Egg fried rice

Callum

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

by Tilt April 5, 2019

egg punk

The best type of punk music, i.e. tongue-in-cheek/fun

More accurately it's a modernish punk subgenre that focuses on humour/not taking itself seriously and often lofi quality production generally leaning on more major chords and weird sounds. it's currently growing quickly in Australia and is almost "anti-punk" as it is almost satirical of some of the unironic punk attributes that were growing in the 2000s-2010s.

Often mentioned in opposition/comparison to chain punk, its more cringey unironic counterpart

Some staple egg punk bands are Lumpy And The Dumpers, Gee Tee, C.C.T.V, and Research Reactor Corp.

"I love listening to egg punk!"

by Buzzcut boy June 28, 2022

Egg Chasing

A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.

Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.

Bob: Bloody egg-chasers

by SMIC November 10, 2003