Crank Shaft

Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...

Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...

by DXF May 29, 2009

Crank

A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.

"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"

by Lee Kino February 12, 2008

crank that obama

when having sex with a girl, you use words such as "future", "change", and "hope", getting her to believe everything because you are black and she has to believe it or she's considered racist. after your extended rambiling and stumbiling of words you don't finish because you have no condom and abortion is wrong, so u pull out, beat the shit out of her and steal her tv.

shit son, tonight after the debate im gonna crank that obama!

by ke-slug January 17, 2009

Cranksta

a fake gangsta,a bitch nigga,a gangsta on crack

fake,phony,a wanna be gangsta

by Lil Stress November 18, 2003

crank me up

A Notre Dame student body cheer that is mostly reserved for football games and pep rallies. The cheer was a highly unnecessary addition to the ND cheer repertoire in the 2008 football season. It was first introduced to the student body at the first pep rally, before the San Diego State season opening game.

"Jimmy Clausen, you suck. Go get a haircut. Where the hell is Brady? What the hell are the freshman cheering? Crank me up? What is that?!"
"New cheer, it was introduced at the pep rally."
"Pep rally? People still go to those?"
"You're an upperclassman, aren't you?"
"Bingo."

by stego? October 30, 2008

Crank

A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.

Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"

by Flossua March 21, 2009

Shut up before i crank 90s on you

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh

shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room

by hoe 2426 September 12, 2021