1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex
2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.
2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.
2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009
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condo care is also known as C C they are a small group of men and women who do illegal activities they gather in large mobs and take over large areas
by joe308yarm November 25, 2011
Get the Condo Care mug.When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
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You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012
Get the condom block mug.1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
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