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Stomach Boner

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 13, 2011
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rogue boner

a penile erection that is unrelenting and occurs at an inappropriate time.
He knew he would be teased for the rogue boner he got while showering in the locker room.
by khungus December 6, 2013
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Boner in the Mouth

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!
by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011
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Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
by Seximess December 1, 2011
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Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014
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