uni boob

One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.
"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"
by lizzie millard November 09, 2007
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Uni-Boob

When The Space Between the boobs is less then a fingures with (having only one boob.)
Alexa is good at tittie fucking,yea she got a uni-boob
by Trey G May 31, 2003
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Uni-Boob

a person you only has one boob right in the middle
"I didn't know Justin Bieber had a Uni-Boob"
by ch5412 May 05, 2010
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Uni-boob

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Categorized as a uni-boob when the lump is at your breast area. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female. Also a stomach boner when the lump is at your stomach. Obviously. So much "excitement"...
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"

"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."

"Well now I have a lady boner."

"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 16, 2011
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